Australia 1 - France 1

France goal, fuckin offside!

That's 3 games in a row at the MCG where we have been f*cked over by the linesman at the Punt Rd end. Iran first goal offside. Italy goal handball. France goal, offside. 3 f*ckin'times, don't let it f*ckin'happen again next week!

Harry, you are a star. It's been 4 years, bloody worth the wait. Zidane, yeah, alright, you have skills, but Harry was the star tonight, so go and kiss the arse at bankraupt Real Madrid. No doubt the South Americans will kick the shit out of your legs over the next couple of weeks.

Mark Viduka. Watch the video mate, and bloody improve by next Tuesday.

Paul Okon, yep, very slippery. improve by next Tuesday.

Schwarzer. Ace. Brilliant. Safe as a bank.

Craig Moore. Best Central defender since Mehmet Durakovic, who I did say hello to tonight.

Emerton, only just firing. Should have scored. But will improve no end.

Skoko, a bit rusty, watch tape and improve by next week.

Stan. Hold your head up mate, can't ever remember Stan playing a poor game for the Green and Gold.

Muscat. Another set of legs to hang on your wall. They must have taught your that part of your game at South, not Green Gully.

Murphy, put his body on the line, good enough for me. Ditto Vidmar.

Micallef. You stupid bastard, any referee in the world, that was refereeing his own country against the world champions would have given that penalty. Only a stupid dumb Aussie would not have taken opportunity, regardless of whether it was a penalty or not. How would you feel telling your Aussie grand kids that you screwed up Australia winning against France at the MCG, because I had some doubt about the challenge. Having said all of that, everyone I have spoken with, says it was a penalty.

Aloisi, perhaps too long with the last minute chance, where was Agostino, injured?

Trumper, I can only assume that was you with the drum. You are a legend. Sorry I couldn't stay for the strip show at Inflation, but my girlfriend would have castrated me, so to speak, if I had hung around. Wonderful "Fuck U FIFA" banner displayed in the GG Army, nice touch.

Weather? It was the worst downpour I could imagine. IEC, you pricks, $300 superticket gets me completely friggin'drenched. Whilst the sections level 2-3 you reserved were pretty much empty. Whatever friggin' religion has ownership of the weather God can just go to friggin'hell!

Game? Yeah, France started OK, but we clearly had the better chances, and in the second half, had the confidence to run on with it. We should have won. That's OK, we'll get eternal justice later this month.


written by Markian Jaworsky