Australia 1 Sheep 0 Bingley, about the 20th minute.
Not much to report. Arrived there about 4ish, spent a couple of hours meeting Damian, Harry, Chunda, Boo, Roy Hay, Matt Hall, Leon and a whole bunch of others then it was off to watch the Norway - South Korea game. I scored a copy of SU, they want me to write stuff for it. I wonder where they got the impression I was a writer?
Norway are worse than shit. And with a manager who believes Graham Taylor is a genius it does show. South Korea had 3 excellent shots, scored one, missed one and the other was a thunderbolt that noone saw.
I stole a Norweigan banner from the lovely fraulein girls... actually given the reputation of these Scandinavian Supermodels I was a little disappointed with their form. There were a lot of Koreans, who said nothing, shouted nothing and did nothing until they scored, then they started running up and down and pissed off when their game was over. We owe them one.
We saw Schaefer and Billy Votjek in the crowd and Les Murray and Johnny Warren were walking back and forwards, I wasn't surprised when the SU crew started talking like old mates with Les and Johnny.
Then Australia came on to much appreciation and New Zealand to less so. I didn't see much of the first 20 minutes, I was saying "F*cking hell, missed again!", "SheepShagger!" and "F*ck off!" in more or less that order. I managed to come up with a couple of originals in "What shall we do with the drunken Sheep?" - A molested, traumatised (ie, made to drink to much beer) sheep lurched into our group, and "Shit go the Sheep, shit, shit, shit!"
The first 20 minutes was a football exhibition, 2 legged dreamweavers rolling the ball around regarding the foul-smelling 4 legged cum- drippers with disdain. We and the unfortunate sheep that were mysteriously granted admission to the concrete pens were outdoing each other with various chants. Amongst the baaaaing and bleating, I could only make out "Terry's an Eastender!"
Bingley came up the right, Trimboli? hooked it over and Bingers strolled past the keeper and put it in. Zrdillic? shot when free in the box and the sheep running away, with the sheepshaggers in close attendance, but there was one sheepshagger who was letting the side down by concentrating on the ball. Boy did we give the goalie-sheep a hard time after that!
We changed ends in the second half and the sheepshaggers stayed, but we joined up with a much louder Aussie contingent and constantly abused the goalie-sheepshagger, the only one using his hands in attempt to molest sheep.
yer, it was like that. heheheheeheheh. I'm going to watch the replay tomorrow to see what actually happened in the game and to see myself on TV. I'm the one yelling out "Sheep!!!!" in a white tshirt, khaki shorts and blue-orangey hat. Damian is buzzcut with sunnies, Aussie shirt, Leon was wearing the green+blue away shirt, Chunda (Kevin C) is a bearded bloke with an Aussie shirt, Harry was wearing aussie shirt and glasses, you will see the sheep behind us taking to the higher ground in attempt to lord over us.